Paula Marshall. This cutie has to rank in my top 5 of sexy female actresses. I’ve had a crush on Paula since her big tv break on Seinfeld and have follower her career through numerous failed series. As a matter of fact, Ms. Marshall has become quite the kiss of death when it comes to canceled tv shows. Though the series may have ended, her performances in Cupid and Snoops stand out to this day. Paula has that regular girl quality while still bringing on the hotness. She can be sexy just standing around but knows enough to work it right. Below those all-American good looks lurks a tiger wanting to claw your back. Or so I dream. Check her out this new tv season in Gary Unmarried and marvel at a MILF in the making. Paula Marshall judged… SHAVED!

Bonnie Bernstein. I’ve been watching the Olympics all week and although the female beach volleyball players are pretty hot, my mind seems to go toward those sexy women tv news anchors. And no one gets me more worked up than Bonnie Bernstein. I’m not sure what it is about her exactly. Maybe it’s her ethnic features that drive me up a wall. She doesn’t have what you’d call classic good looks but just exudes a sweet and sassy attitude. Her curvy figure isn’t too bad either. Bonnie can also throw down when she wants to. She has balls enough to ask the tough question on her gig with Rome Is Burning and can (it’s been reported) hang with the guys on her crew to grab a smoke as a sideline reporter at NFL games. Now that’s sexy! Plus you get the feeling she knows she’s got it going on. Almost like she wants you to know how damn fine she is but still be this straight laced reporter. No, we wanna see you shake it for us, sunshine. Bonnie Bernstein judged… SHAVED!

Molly Parker. There is a lot to be said for natural beauty. You know what I mean? Sort of that no makeup, hair loose and relaxed look. That description is perfect for Molly Parker. The Canadian actress brings a little bit of everything to the table. A film star not afraid to tackle difficult roles, like a necrophiliac in Kissed. She is a tv star in such high profile shows like Deadwood and Swingtown. Molly’s talent cannot be questioned but it’s her striking good looks that pull me in. She doesn’t have that over made, modelesque figure. What you see is a pure, unfettered grace that oozes sex appeal. Molly’s a knockout specifically because she doesn’t try to be one. And how can you resist that lesbian scene between her and Carla Gugino in The Center of the World. Wow! Molly Parker judged… NOT SHAVED!

Miley Cyrus. I’ve mentioned before that I’m probably going to hell so I guess this proves it. Miley may not be of legal age yet but that doesn’t stop millions of men (and some women I assume) from drooling over this “tween” Disney star. She burst into the public scene as the eponymous Hannah Montana on the Disney’s channels hit show. The daughter of one-hit-wonder Billy Ray Cyrus, Miley/Hannah has sold millions of albums and sold out concerts across the country. A lot of people compare her to other former “tween” stars Melissa Joan Hart (yummy) and Hillary Duff (wow). But Miley starts out of the gate with a much stronger base of appeal. The sky could be the limit if she can keep grounded. She claims to be a holey roller but we’ll see how that pans out as she gets older and the money dries up. And as we’ve learned, religious folk love to be naughty. Did I mention the fact that she is wicked hot. Miley Cyrus judged… SHAVED!

Katherine Heigl. Ya know, I have a soft spot in my heart for Katie Heigl. It’s not because she is a great actress. I mean, its wonderful she won an Emmy for her work on televisions Grey’s Anatomy and has had a couple of successful movies like Knocked Up and 27 Dresses. But really.. does the phrase “Jennifer Aniston, movie star” sound right? And she is very pretty but knockout blondes on tv shows are pretty much a dime a dozen. No, the reason Ms. Heigl sticks in my mind is that she is unabashedly a bitch and proud of it! She’ll call out the writers of her own show in public for not giving her good scripts, she’ll knock her own film (for which she was paid handsomely) for being sexist and try to backdoor her way out of a tv contract she signed because her movie career is taking off (again, Jennifer Aniston anyone?). But most of all I love Katherine Heigl because she smokes and doesn’t care who the fuck knows it. There are buckets of pictures and vids for her puffing away in public, which is awesome! You just have to respect a beautiful woman who doesn’t give a crap about being “PC”. Oh, and even though she may not be THE sexiest babe out there, she is still damn hot. Katherine Heigl judged… SHAVED!

Rose McGowan. This incredibly sexy, former star of the tv series Charmed, is all that AND bag of chips! Rose began her public life as a model but quickly broke into film with starring roles in The Doomed Generation and Scream. Maybe her most important early role was that of girlfriend to rocker Marilyn Manson. Her talent and sex appeal quickly overshadowed his (thank God). Landing the role on Charmed made her a household name but didn’t diminish her “indy cred” as shown by her appearance in the movie double feature Grindhouse. Rose is a throwback, really, a natural beauty with curves and a great sense of style. Almost an elegant sexiness but still rough and tumble. And if I weren’t crazy about her enough she is a classic film buff too. Rose co-hosts “The Essentials” on Turner Classic Movies. Plus she was born in Italy so what more can ya say. Rose McGowan judged… NOT SHAVED!

Paula White. Now, I know I might go straight to hell for this but I gotta admit televangelist Paula White just gets me all hot and bothered! She is a superstar on the tv preacher circute. One of the top money makers in the business, Paula has no shame when it comes to flaunting it, and I don’t mean just her sexyness. A lavish lifestyle fronts this bleach blonde bombshell. She can breath hellfire from the pulpit and still flash that golden smile which reminds viewers that she’s still all woman. Never let it be said Paula would shy away from a low-cut blouse either. And I think we all know by now these “holier than thou” types often harbor deep sexual repression. Told ya I was going to hell. Paula White judged… SHAVED!