Miley Cyrus. I’ve mentioned before that I’m probably going to hell so I guess this proves it. Miley may not be of legal age yet but that doesn’t stop millions of men (and some women I assume) from drooling over this “tween” Disney star. She burst into the public scene as the eponymous Hannah Montana on the Disney’s channels hit show. The daughter of one-hit-wonder Billy Ray Cyrus, Miley/Hannah has sold millions of albums and sold out concerts across the country. A lot of people compare her to other former “tween” stars Melissa Joan Hart (yummy) and Hillary Duff (wow). But Miley starts out of the gate with a much stronger base of appeal. The sky could be the limit if she can keep grounded. She claims to be a holey roller but we’ll see how that pans out as she gets older and the money dries up. And as we’ve learned, religious folk love to be naughty. Did I mention the fact that she is wicked hot. Miley Cyrus judged… SHAVED!

Katherine Heigl. Ya know, I have a soft spot in my heart for Katie Heigl. It’s not because she is a great actress. I mean, its wonderful she won an Emmy for her work on televisions Grey’s Anatomy and has had a couple of successful movies like Knocked Up and 27 Dresses. But really.. does the phrase “Jennifer Aniston, movie star” sound right? And she is very pretty but knockout blondes on tv shows are pretty much a dime a dozen. No, the reason Ms. Heigl sticks in my mind is that she is unabashedly a bitch and proud of it! She’ll call out the writers of her own show in public for not giving her good scripts, she’ll knock her own film (for which she was paid handsomely) for being sexist and try to backdoor her way out of a tv contract she signed because her movie career is taking off (again, Jennifer Aniston anyone?). But most of all I love Katherine Heigl because she smokes and doesn’t care who the fuck knows it. There are buckets of pictures and vids for her puffing away in public, which is awesome! You just have to respect a beautiful woman who doesn’t give a crap about being “PC”. Oh, and even though she may not be THE sexiest babe out there, she is still damn hot. Katherine Heigl judged… SHAVED!

Rose McGowan. This incredibly sexy, former star of the tv series Charmed, is all that AND bag of chips! Rose began her public life as a model but quickly broke into film with starring roles in The Doomed Generation and Scream. Maybe her most important early role was that of girlfriend to rocker Marilyn Manson. Her talent and sex appeal quickly overshadowed his (thank God). Landing the role on Charmed made her a household name but didn’t diminish her “indy cred” as shown by her appearance in the movie double feature Grindhouse. Rose is a throwback, really, a natural beauty with curves and a great sense of style. Almost an elegant sexiness but still rough and tumble. And if I weren’t crazy about her enough she is a classic film buff too. Rose co-hosts “The Essentials” on Turner Classic Movies. Plus she was born in Italy so what more can ya say. Rose McGowan judged… NOT SHAVED!

Paula White. Now, I know I might go straight to hell for this but I gotta admit televangelist Paula White just gets me all hot and bothered! She is a superstar on the tv preacher circute. One of the top money makers in the business, Paula has no shame when it comes to flaunting it, and I don’t mean just her sexyness. A lavish lifestyle fronts this bleach blonde bombshell. She can breath hellfire from the pulpit and still flash that golden smile which reminds viewers that she’s still all woman. Never let it be said Paula would shy away from a low-cut blouse either. And I think we all know by now these “holier than thou” types often harbor deep sexual repression. Told ya I was going to hell. Paula White judged… SHAVED!

Billie Piper. I just saw the first episode to her new UK series Secret Diary of a Call Girl. Billie has come a VERY long way from her beginnings as a Brit Pop star. She topped the UK charts a number of times to become a teen sensation. Billie was Britney with her head screwed on straight. As she grew older, Billie seemed to understand that she had a body to die for but also the mind to put it to good use. She moved away from singing to tv where she re-emerged as a star on shows like Dr. Who and Ruby in the Smoke. In 2007, Broadcast magazine listed Piper at #6 in its "Hot 100" list of influential on-screen performers, the top woman on the list. In Call Girl, Bille drops the f-bomb and wears sexy lingerie much to the delight of men everywhere. She has no inhibition it seems and almost relishes the chance to show off her gorgeous figure. And the fact that she is pregnant with her first child just makes the mind reel! Billie Piper judged… SHAVED!

Shirley Manson. A hottie in the true sense of the word. Shirley is the Scottish born lead singer of the rock band Garbage. Her talents as a musician are only part of the equation as she has been cast as a co-star in the US tv series The Sara Connor Chronicles. She may be a little bit of a thing but she exudes fire and passion on stage. Shirley brings a raw sexuality to her music and is not afraid to show some skin during a performance. And let me tell ya, that Scottish accent is to die for! Now I know her sometimes striking red hair is probably just a dye job, but isn’t it beautiful to dream that she has a red carpet to match. Shirley Manson judged… NOT SHAVED!

Carla Gugino. One of my personal favorite actresses. She can be seen in the up coming Pacino/DeNiro film Righteous Kill. Among her many tv credits include Karen Sisco and Threshold. But Carla maybe best known for her short stint as Vinny Chase’s agent on the HBO comedy Entourage. A truly sexy lady (part Italian of course), Carla can work a slinky dress like nobody’s business. She has a great air of self confidence and the acting chops to back it up. And let me tell ya, that scene in Entourage where she walks around in black lace panties lives a special life on my ipod. Carla Gugino judged… SHAVED!